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    WATCH: “Mega-Karen” Goes Ballistic after Mocked for Feeding Decoy Ducks

    By Will TannerJanuary 2, 2023
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    It’s not every day that you get to watch complete and total stupidity on full display. Most times there’s at least some shred of what a given person, even a dumb one, that makes it possible to figure out what the thought process was there or what they were thinking. But, on rare occasions, there’s nothing there but an empty noggin.

    Such is what was the case in a hilarious video shared by a few duck hunters to TikTok…in which a woman was trying to feed the plastic decoy ducks…and then lost it and went berserk when she found out the plastic ducks weren’t real. The hunters appropriately captioned it “You can’t make this shit up”.

    Watch that hilarious TikTok clip here:

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    ♬ original sound – Kyle Dixon

    As you can hear in the video, the hunters tried informing Mrs. Empty Noggin that she had accidentally wandered into a duck hunt and was feeding fake ducks.

    Instead of thanking them for telling her, she went absolutely berserk, yelling “You spend all that money just to murder a duck that never did anything to you?” Responding well and likely truthfully, the hunters replied by saying “We eat them. They’re delicious.”

    Side note: duck is indeed delicious. Cook it with lots of butter and put a sweet sauce on top…you’re welcome.

    Regardless, that response didn’t work at settling the mega-Karen down. Instead she got even angrier, yelling “Buy it at Wegmans!” Perhaps she doesn’t understand that the duck breasts or other cuts of meat that grocery stores sell come from animals that were also once alive…

    The hunters responded funnily again, saying “Or, I could just do this.” LOL. That got her even angrier and she shouted “Because you’re a murderer, that’s why!”

    Louder with Crowder had some absolutely hilarious comments on the video as well, saying:

    Funny thing about the ducks on sale at Wegmans? They stop being alive before they are packed up and put on sale at Wegmans. To quote one of the greatest philosophers of this or any other generation, Uncle Ted Nugent, you can’t grill it until you kill it.

    At least for Mecha-MeMaw Karen, she most likely does not know what a TikTok is. I would hope any grandkids or great-grandkids would have the sense not to show her the video or tell her that the internet is having a laugh at her expense. They should stay quiet sucking on the butterscotch candy she gave them out of her purse, and let her tell her story about how she confronted these mean hunters.

    To the hunters, thank you for remembering to do it for the content. I hope the real ducks were as easily fooled by the decoys. And that you also have a turkey and a chicken in the cooler with some cooking twine and a vivid imagination.

    Also, props to the decoy makers for making duck decoys so good they fooled a real person up close, not just ducks a few hundred feet in the air. That’s pretty impressive, even if the woman was obviously devoid of two brain cells to rub together.

    Featured image credit: screengrab from embedded TikTok video

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