It’s not every day that you get to watch complete and total stupidity on full display. Most times there’s at least some shred of what a given person, even a dumb one, that makes it possible to figure out what the thought process was there or what they were thinking. But, on rare occasions, there’s nothing there but an empty noggin.
Such is what was the case in a hilarious video shared by a few duck hunters to TikTok…in which a woman was trying to feed the plastic decoy ducks…and then lost it and went berserk when she found out the plastic ducks weren’t real. The hunters appropriately captioned it “You can’t make this shit up”.
Watch that hilarious TikTok clip here:
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As you can hear in the video, the hunters tried informing Mrs. Empty Noggin that she had accidentally wandered into a duck hunt and was feeding fake ducks.
Instead of thanking them for telling her, she went absolutely berserk, yelling “You spend all that money just to murder a duck that never did anything to you?” Responding well and likely truthfully, the hunters replied by saying “We eat them. They’re delicious.”
Side note: duck is indeed delicious. Cook it with lots of butter and put a sweet sauce on top…you’re welcome.
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Regardless, that response didn’t work at settling the mega-Karen down. Instead she got even angrier, yelling “Buy it at Wegmans!” Perhaps she doesn’t understand that the duck breasts or other cuts of meat that grocery stores sell come from animals that were also once alive…
The hunters responded funnily again, saying “Or, I could just do this.” LOL. That got her even angrier and she shouted “Because you’re a murderer, that’s why!”
Louder with Crowder had some absolutely hilarious comments on the video as well, saying:
Funny thing about the ducks on sale at Wegmans? They stop being alive before they are packed up and put on sale at Wegmans. To quote one of the greatest philosophers of this or any other generation, Uncle Ted Nugent, you can’t grill it until you kill it.