What’s the wildest thing wokies have gotten mad at conservative, Christian, and pro-2nd Amendment actor Chris Pratt about? That might be when they lost their minds over him…sharing his snack.
Yes, really. Apparently, people were upset that he shared what his snack was, as he mentioned in this video:
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As you can hear in the video, he said “I want to say thank you to the people in my comments who have
who have taken the brave step to let me know how insensitive it is for me to continue with what’s my snack? Not today. Not now. We don’t need humor. What we need is awareness, more awareness of just how bad things are and that awareness is not going to come from “what’s my snack.” Today’s snack is prawns. We’re gonna take a moment of silence…for the prawns…and the people who commented.”
Hilarious stuff. And, by the way, the people so upset that Trump was in charge that they lost their cool about Pratt sharing his snack really aren’t stable enough people to be allowed to vote…
This wasn’t the only time Pratt sent the wokies into the stratosphere of anger by sharing his snack. He also infuriated the vegans when he joked about only eating game meat, as Todd reported for The American Tribune, saying:
“Here I am vacuum packing some deer meat in the kitchen,” Pratt began his post.
“I grew up in the woods. Not literally. I mean, we had a house. I wasn’t raised by coyotes. But I spent a lot of time in the woods. Hunting, fishing and being outdoors with my friends and family is how I spent my free time as a young’n. That part of me will never change. I mean. I’m assuming. I don’t know. Maybe it will. It hasn’t yet. Maybe one day I’ll wake up and be like, “I’m only gonna eat veggies for the rest of my life.” If I do that’s cool. It’s a free country,” he continued.
“Anyways. I just filled the freezer with a bunch of tasty meat from an awesome deer hunt in the great state of Texas,” he added.
“Oh! I should tell you: I’m going to start a diet I called “The Game Plan” where basically I only eat wild game for a year. “The Game Plan,” get it? Cause GAME? I mean I’ll also eat veggies and fruit and other stuff too. But for one year I want to eat only the meats that were caught or killed by me or my friends. Total free range organic wild game! The game plan. Join me,” Pratt went on, promoting what is essentially the carnivore diet with a few healthy cheats.
However, Pratt really makes vegan heads explode with his closing comments. He names so many delicious meat options that every man scrolling social media probably had to check their deep freeze to see if they were loaded up too.
Pratt concluded: “I mean I’m gonna still eat eggs and probably chicken and probably steak I mean I gotta have steak and oysters and definitely bacon. But other than that. And the occasional burger for a cheat meal. But other than that only wild game. The game plan. I should mention I will also have sushi because I have to have sushi because it’s so good. And pepperoni.”
“But that’s not a meat technically, right? But other than that all wild game. And pepperchinis! (That’s not how you spell that) Exclusively wild game. It will be tough. But it’s worth the sacrifice. I will be eating turkey for thanksgiving. Probably fried. That’s the best. And also ham. For Easter we make lamb. That’s great. Ill have to have lamb that day. So… “The Game Plan” Who’s with me!?”
Featured image credit: screengrab from embedded video
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