President Slow Joe Biden might be the most senile man in American politics, but he’s far from the only septuagenarian with his finger on the pulse of power and fewer remaining brain cells than underpaid underlings swarming around him.
Joining him in his senility is Nasty Nancy Pelosi, who recently tried giving a speech in which she celebrated Kwanza as her last speech as Speaker of the House…yes, she really brought up that fake holiday in her last speech. And she didn’t even get it right. Instead, the speech turned into a very embarrassing gaffe that will just make the perpetually aggrieved even more aggrieved with Pelosi.
Watch the speech here and see if you can catch the problem:
Did you catch it? It was when she was wishing everyone a happy [insert random holiday meant to show that she knows there are other cultures and holidays other than Christmas] and tried to say “Happy Kwanza” because all virtue-signaling libs love pretending that Kwanza is in any way a real holiday.
But she messed up. Apparently that was too difficult to pronounce, so she said “Happy Shwanza” instead. Here’s what Fox News reported about the speech:
In her sign off – which she claimed “will probably be my last speech as Speaker of the House” – Pelosi said, “I yield back the balance of my time and wish everyone a happy, healthy and safe New Year. Happy Holidays. Merry Christmas. Happy Shwanza. Happy Hanukah.”
Making sure she respected all the major holidays this season, she added, “Whatever it is you celebrate, be safe! Thank you, Mr. Speaker.” Though several Twitter users fixated on “Shwanza” and ridiculed the Democratic Party leader for it.
Predictably, Twitter personalities, particularly on the right, tore into Pelosi with a vengeance. Mark Levin, for instance, tweeted “Truth be told, Pelosi’s an idiot with power“.
Joining Levin with the Twitter mockery was conservative commentator Greg Price, who said “Pelosi ends her final speech as Speaker of the House by wishing everyone a Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah and a “Happy Shwanza“‘. He then topped that off with an absolutely awesome comment, posting a picture of Pelosi kneeling for George Floyd and saying “Happy Shwanza to all and to all a good night.”
Happy Shwanza to all and to all a good night. pic.twitter.com/3bTwnAbdBs
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) December 23, 2022
Commenting on Price’s post, other conservatives joined in the mockery, saying things like (NOTE: as always, these comments are meant to shwo what people online are saying about the incident, not be a statement of fact or claim of truth):
“Poor Paul can finally enjoy Shawanza’s first night of celebration “DePeepe” with Nancy at home. Paul keeps the Shawanza spirit inside him all year long!”
“Happy Schwanza and may the Schwartz be with you!”
“‘It was the Night before Shwanza and all through the howsh, not a creature wash shober, eshpecially Nanshee the soushe.‘”
“In fairness it’s tough to enunciate while drunk and trying to stop your dentures from falling out.”
“The most worthless speaker of the house in our nations history.”
“It looks like Auntie Nancy had a little too much Christmas cheer prior to the speech.”
Pelosi certainly wasn’t drunk for the speech. But it was an embarrassing gaffe, particularly for her last speech in leadership.
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