The Daily Wire’s Jeremy Boreing dropped another hilarious ad featuring his latest business launch after Hersey’s chocolate unveiled its new campaign during Women’s History Month.
The Pennsylvania-based candy maker went full woke with its promotions for the month of March.
“The Hershey group is set to celebrate Women’s History Month and International Women’s Day in reviving its empowering, limited-edition ‘She bars,’ honoring influential female achievements,” wrote Confectionary Production. The ad campaign has also featured a transgender woman.
As a result, Boreing and the Daily Wire released a new line of chocolates replete with their trademark bombasticity in a must-see ad. Take a look:
Stop giving your money to woke chocolate companies that hate you.
— Jeremy Boreing (@JeremyDBoreing) March 3, 2023
“International Women’s Day is upon us again. And I love international women. But our friends over at Hershey’s, they don’t even know what a woman is,” the ad spot begins. “They’ve hired a biological male to be the spokesperson for their Women’s Day campaign. And they’re calling that campaign – and I swear I’m not making this up – Her She. Her She, it’s humiliating.”
“And it’s the reason that I’m launching Jeremy’s Chocolate. We have two kinds: SheHer and HeHim. One of them’s got nuts. If you need me to tell you which one it is, keep giving your money to Hershey’s,” he says with a straight face, although podcast host Michael Knowles can be seen barely keeping it together.
“But if you’re tired of giving your money to work corporations that hate you, and you’re looking for a delicious chocolate bar from a company that actually wants your business, head over to I Hate Hershey’s dot com and order Jeremy’s chocolate today,” he ended.
The Daily Wire is not new to the anti-woke consumer market. Last spring, it launched what the company described as “The Greatest Commerical Ever.” If you haven’t seen that one, you have to. Be sure to stay for the flamethrower:
“Jeremy’s Razors is more than a men’s grooming line. Jeremy’s Razors is a message to woke corporations that hate half the country, but love to take their money: your customers have the power to choose, and they’re not afraid to do so,” a statement from the company said at the launch.
The ad dialogue and delivery were perfect.
“Well, I’m tired of losing. I want to win for a change. I want to create culture. And I want to have a freaking good time doing it because losing… Losing sucks,” Boreing said in the video.
“That’s why, today, The Daily Wire is launching Jeremy’s Razors, a direct competitor to Harry’s where people with inexcusable values like mine can get a great razor without giving their money to people who clearly hate them,” he continued.
“It’s why The Daily Wire launched its own film company last year,” he added. “So people with inexcusable values like mine can get great entertainment without giving their money to people who clearly hate them.”
“It’s why The Daily Wire is in the podcasting business and the news and commentary business, and the technology business. Business, mind you, not charity,” Boreing added. “We’re a for-profit company. We don’t make our money by complaining and begging. We make our money by building value and selling it to people who think it’s worth buying. We win by winning.”
“The Left is happy to bifurcate the culture, ripping it in two, the ‘god-king’” continued. “They’re convinced there will be no economic consequences for this because, they know what I know, you still need their goods and services.”
“So, to win, we have to rip the economy in two. We have to give conservatives their own companies and their own products to buy. We have to build actual market alternatives that, in success, will force the Left to take real losses if they don’t compete for our business,” Boreing warned.
“The Daily Wire is doing just that. Jeremy’s Razors is doing just that,” Boreing declared.
Who else can’t wait to see what they do next?
Featured image: Screen shot from embedded Twitter video.
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