A video of a non-woke, non-pc comedian is going viral for all the right reasons. In the bit, he absolutely thrashes the cowardice and corruption displayed by society for intentionally moving away from saying ‘Merry Christmas’ and he is absolutely spot on.
“I miss God in my country. I miss Him. You’ll never know, you’re 16 years old. You’ve grown up with Spring Break not Easter break. You grew up with winter break not Christmas,” the comedian begins, already frantic and breaking a sweat. And he was just warming up.
The video is three minutes long, but it’s worth every second as this guy spends the entire time demolishing the secular ‘Happy Holidays’ routine with truth, humor, and conviction.
“You don’t know what I’m talking about. That’s the world you got,” he continued. “I remember when everybody cared. I remember when people used to say things like ‘Merry Christmas’ to each other. Everybody said Merry Christmas. ‘Hey, Merry Christmas, to you Mr. Lowenstein!’”
After setting up the routine, then he cuts to the core of the issue. “You know why?” he asks, before continuing, “Because it wasn’t about a religion, it was about something as a culture we thought was so valuable that we all do together even if I disagreed with the religion behind it because it was good for all instead of just me. But what do people say now? Happy Holidays. See I had to say happy holidays so I won’t say Christmas because you don’t believe in Christmas because I don’t want to offend you because…”
The rest of the monologue is equally fantastic.
It’s amazing, this overuse of the word offensive is driving me out of my mind. I mean, excuse me, sir. Which part is more offensive than peace on earth or the goodwill towards men rhetoric?
It’s such a disingenuous argument. It’s not real. Oh yes. We want to say ‘Happy Holidays’ because we don’t want to leave anybody out. Really? How come there’s a ton of holidays in February? Nobody ever says ‘Happy Holidays’ in February do they? They say what it is happy Valentine’s – oh, do you believe it love?
They don’t care. Happy Valentine’s is fine. Happy Hanukkah is fine. You see that’s what it’s all about. In December we’ve got two religious holidays; one cultural holiday and one holiday that I’m not sure what it is. Boxing Day. Ever seen That, December 26? Boxing Day…nobody knows.
Apparently it’s the day after Christmas and must be all the fights we get in returning the junk we got the night before.
I’d like to return the fruitcake. We don’t take – pow. Happy Boxing Day!
But nobody wants to say Christmas, everything else but Christmas. Why? I know why; you do too. It’s because it has Christ in it and after 2000 years He’s still intimidating people. You see when a religious person says ‘I’m the way’ people don’t want to hear it.
They don’t! And I want to say it to the rafters. I’ve seen Christian people not say ‘Merry Christmas.’ There are people in China right now, Christians who are in jail because they had a page of the Bible.
And Christians in this country won’t even say ‘Merry Christmas.’ It amazes me the cowardice. That’s the price you pay when you’re rich and safe. Airline industry still hasn’t recovered. You know why? People aren’t getting on planes, they’re afraid, think of that. We have traded safety and comfort for freedom.
We’re gonna lose this country if we talk like that. I say you got to say ‘Merry Christmas’ because it is. You don’t believe in it. Fine…
Christianity happens to be the religious heritage of my country whether you like it or not. Christianity happened to be the belief system 99.9% of the Founding Fathers, whether you like it or not.
Every single Founding Father said that the Bible would be used as a fulcrum for the laws and ethics in this country whether you like it or not. And they said it should be taught in school so kids would know where their ethics come from.
So if you’re not a Christian, or you don’t like and you don’t want Christmas celebrated, God bless you. But let me tell you something, if you think you’re gonna stop me from saying that because it offends you. Hey, I have…for you, put a helmet on!
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