Washington is a zoo, in particular the White House. Between Joe stumbling around in his footie pajamas forgetting where he is, Kamala Harris proving to the world she is in fact a diversity hire, and Biden’s handlers’ hand wringing over the next thing Joe will say off script, it’s a true “s” show. Of course, no zoo is complete without a petting zoo, but you might want to skip patting the first dog “Major” on the head, especially if you are white or a conservative. Apparently Major has a taste for secret service flesh. Remember back in March of 2021 when Major was munching on Secret Service agents like they were snausages? The German Shepard was implicated in internal emails of biting Agents for eight straight days. Turns out according to an excerpt from a new book, that Joe Biden refused to believe Major was being a bad boy, instead blaming ‘white’ and ‘Maga’ Agents for making up stories about the first pooch. Not Jill, Major. Check this out.
Biden claims not to believe the accusations against the first dog. Excerpts from Chris Whipple’s upcoming book reveal the president told a friend the agents lied about the incident.
“Look, the Secret Service are never up here. It didn’t happen,” Biden reportedly said while pointing to the second floor of the White House, where the biting allegedly occurred.
Joe Biden Doesn’t Trust Some Secret Service Agents and Doesn’t Believe Details of Dog Biting Incidents Involving His German Shepherd Major: Book
Chris Whipple’s “The Fight of His Life: Inside Joe Biden’s White House” refhttps://t.co/RRJqRocVlE pic.twitter.com/osTfQ3XoaF— Ron Gilbert (@gilb71050222) December 29, 2022
I totally understand not wanting to believe your precious pup is going around nibbling on people, even if the breed is one that can be protective and aggressive like German Shepards. Of course, the President already has people paid to be protective. In most cases one or two bites could cause a dog to be removed and even put down, however eight bites is probably an indication that the dog has taken on his owners’ personality. Major is a major a-hole like his dog daddy Joe. It gets better. Joe had his suspicions about the veracity of the bite stories. Could it be, gasp, MAGA extremists have infiltrated the Secret Service??? Say it ain’t so, Joe.
Whipple’s reporting finds that Biden’s suspicions of his Secret Service agents run deeper than claims about his dog.
According to the book, the president maintains “MAGA sympathizers” have become embedded in the service.
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Per another excerpt, Biden says the agency “is full of white ex-cops from the South who tend to be deeply conservative.”
To combat the devious white agents, Whipple says Biden “no longer [speaks] freely in their presence.”
Sure Joe, only white ex- cops from the South are conservative. It couldn’t possibly be that you are an incompetent jerk. It’s highly inappropriate for Biden to allegedly criticize the very people who are paid to take a bullet if necessary for him, as well as dangerous. Ever see what happens when a quarterback throws his offensive line under the bus? If we are being honest, no one wants Biden to speak “freely” anywhere unless they need a good laugh. Problem is, Joe isn’t a comedian.
At the time of the biting incidents, Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton accused the White House of covering up Major’s behavior from the public.
“We’re sure Major is a good dog but these records show he was involved in many more biting incidents than the Biden White House has publicly acknowledged,” Fitton said at the time of the first reported bite.
“It is disturbing to see a White House cover-up of numerous injuries to Secret Service and White House personnel by the Bidens’ family pet,” he added.
Shocking that the Biden White House would be covering something up, isn’t it? I’m sure Major has left a pile or two on the White House floor that rival his boss. Hey, we can’t have Joe being the only White House resident pooping wherever he wants. Despite the alleged incidents, Major is still the most likeable member of the Biden clan. Or it could have just been Hunter nipping the Secret Service agents. After all, cocaine is a hell of a drug.