Hillary Clinton got a whiff of her own political putrescence after being subjected to a ”serial pooper” who dropped a squat near her seats at a New York theater. Clinton was in attendance for Some Like It Hot with her daughter Chelsea.
“An alleged serial pooper reportedly dropped a fat, smelly turd in the aisle near where former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton was sitting,” Breitbart said of the incident. While disgusting, it’s hard to feel bad for Clinton at all. Being a liar, war criminal, and elitist snob who hates most of the people in this country doesn’t qualify her for pity.
Instead, there is plenty of room for pity for the poor soul who had to clean up the excrement left by the person.
Page Six, reporting on some information from sources, suggested the incident was either a one-off or the result of a “serial pooper.” That’s really not helpful at all, since the vague options encompass pretty much the entire list of possibilities.
“Last week when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were in the audience,” a source stated. “The lights came up for intermission and there were two human turds in the aisle just near the famous political duo. The house crew dealt with it very appropriately and quickly, and Hillary and Chelsea remained in the theater for the second act.”
“There was an incident when Hillary Clinton and Chelsea attended,” another source added. “It was an elderly person and it’s rather sad, but yes, the house staff worked quickly to help resolve the situation and act two started as scheduled.”
The Clintons said they were not aware of what transpired, which seems like a par-for-the-course lie from the famously corrupt family. How would you not smell the aftermath or see the subsequent cleanup? At the end of the day, it doesn’t really matter if they noticed or not, but if this was truly a prank then of course they wouldn’t want to give the pooper or the media more attention.
Making it more likely that the Clintons weren’t the specific targets, though, is the fact that one of the sources also mentioned to Page 6 that they “spoke to the house manager, who said that it was actually the fourth time it had happened.”
So now a single theater has experienced four separate poops? Maybe one time a senior citizen forgot their Depends, and maybe one time someone tried to play a prank on a famous celebrity or politician, but four times in just one theater reeks of foul play.
Adding intrigue to the story, a source also suggested that some person could either be intentionally pooping in the theater or smuggling it in from elsewhere.
“There is someone who is either sh*tting in the aisle or surreptitiously dumping defecation that they smuggled into the theater,” the source said.
Talk about being committed. And, honestly, I am here for it. New York City, like every major Democrat-run cesspool, has allowed criminality and outdoor toileting habits to run amok, and idiot voters keep rewarding them with more power, so at this point you reap what you sow. Sure, it’s a health hazard, and I wouldn’t want to find myself in the same theater as a rogue pooper, but I am also not a Democrat voter living in a big city.
After so many decades of the same nonsense, you get what you vote for and I don’t have time feeling sorry for you anymore.
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