Joe Biden did the annual March Madness NCAA presidential bracket, and in the most secure, free and fair bracket in American history, revealed it AFTER the games had tipped off. Granted, Biden doesn’t do much before 9 AM, according to Jen Psaki, but the field has been set since the weekend. Minus the play-in game of course, but who is counting? Certainly not Biden, or else he might have a perfect bracket.
Considering Joe has been around seemingly since Dr Naismith and his boys were hanging peach baskets, and Biden grew up attending black churches and probably balling out with them after the service, he should have a good bracket. Let’s check Outkick for the details:
For some reason, it’s become a tradition for the President of the United States to fill out a March Madness bracket. Joe Biden filled out his NCAA Tournament bracket on Thursday but did so after first-round games already tipped off.
This isn’t a surprising move at all for a President who legitimately gets lost on stages. In fact, it’s so on-brand for Biden to share his bracket after games had already started we may need to question if this was intentional so people would take a break from rightfully yelling about inflation, at least for a split second.
Biden’s bracket was shared on Twitter at 12:34 PM ET on Thursday. The first game of the tournament between West Virginia and Maryland tipped off at 12:15 PM ET.
It will be interesting to see how Biden’s bracket shakes out. However, if he has any winners coming in at 4 in the morning, someone needs to call shenanigans.
Good luck to every team in this year's NCAA tournament.
I’ve got Arizona in the men’s tournament and Villanova in the women’s – and as you know, in this household, Villanova always wins. pic.twitter.com/iILzABTCuo
— President Biden (@POTUS) March 16, 2023
It is nice to know Joe, the Scranton Kid, is just like us regular guys. Joey-bag-o-donuts fills out brackets and swills Bud heavy like everyone else in the rust belt. Unlike Donald Trump, who was probably consulting with Putin on his tourney bracket.
Obviously, Biden himself didn’t put together this graphic or even hit send on this tweet, but that doesn’t make it any less ridiculous. Outkick continued:
As for Biden’s picks for his bracket, he went pretty heavily chalk outside of taking a few 11 seeds in the opening round. The biggest upset he has is Virginia knocking off No. 1 seed Alabama in the sweet sixteen.
His Final Four consists of Arizona, Marquette, Texas, and Kansas with the Wildcats knocking off the Jayhawks in the national title game.
There was no way Biden was going to have Kansas, a red state, winning the national championship over blue state Arizona.
Poor Joe already has had his bracket busted after Virginia dropped an opening round stunner to South Carolina’s own Furman Paladin’s. Not for nothing, but I picked that game for Furman. I’m certain, since South Carolina is a blood-red state, that AOC or Nancy Pelosi or Kamala Harris will be calling for an official inquest and review, because how could a red state team beat a mostly blue state team like Virginia?
Anyway, despite his bracket being the most free, fair, and secure in American history, it is officially busted. You know, like our economy! Better luck with the women’s bracket Joe, if you can tell the difference.
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