There are several basic rules that our moms teach us at a very young age and maybe the easiest to comprehend of all of them is when she said ‘don’t play in the road.’ Even a toddler can look at the street and realize that the big moving metal things would probably really hurt to get hit by.
Well, apparently some vegans didn’t learn that rule growing up. Whether they weren’t told to avoid moving vehicles or they just didn’t listen is unclear, but it is crystal clear that they just don’t abide by that commandment. And so, after a cameraman who was taking a part in a vegan protest at a meat processing plant announces that he will stop a moving semi-truck full of animals, you will be shocked to see who wins.
Here is the glorious video, shared by Clown World on Twitter:
Vegan activists try to stop a truck 🤦♂️ pic.twitter.com/ejm0WnsDsv
— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) January 30, 2023
In a comedic turn of events, the ‘jump in front of a moving truck’ crowd thinks that it should decide the dietary choices that others make. I can tell you, for a fact, that he and I place a very different level of care and importance on my health and well-being. I will not take diet advice from a guy who tried to stop moving vehicles like he’s an offensive lineman. Football coaches always say the lowest man wins to teach linemen how to block, but there’s a reason we don’t learn that at driving school.
The man can even be heard detailing his plan before the truck is in range:
“We’re standing in front of the… slaughterhouse, where 10,000 lives are taken daily, 10,000 innocent lives, slaughtered here, for no more than the tastebuds of humankind. Here we have a truck approaching, where approximately 300 animals are stacked into this truck. We’re gonna stop this truck so we can bear witness.”
You can’t make this stuff up. This guy had a premeditated plan to throw himself in front of the heaviest car on the road, while it is moving, and he thought this plan was going to work. The scene that ensues after this is even funnier than what has already transpired.
As a few protestors put their bodies in the way of the moving tractor-trailer, the truck doesn’t stop. It slows down enough to just give them a little bump. And, somehow, the vegans were surprised that their plan was thwarted! How could this massive marvel of human engineering have continued past the faith, trust, and pixie dust of the anti-meat brigade? It seems that between every person in the video, except for the truck driver, physics was completely ignored in the concoction of this plan. The cameraman now comes back to explain the scene:
“Well, I almost got run over. (effing) lunatic wouldn’t stop.”
Yes, he must be the lunatic. After an expletive-laden ballad about how evil that truck driver must be, the video ends, leaving us all to ask, when is the next truck coming?
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