Elon Musk’s brief tenure has been anything but dull at Twitter. From the moment he suggested buying the company and taking it private last March, leftists everywhere have fretted over losing their monopolistic control of collusion between their narrow worldview and the U.S. government.
As it turns out, they had plenty of reasons to worry.
Since taking over, Musk has rolled back the shadowbanning, deplatforming, and censorship at the social media company. Banned accounts are back online, Joe Biden is getting fact checked seemingly every day, and the left is even getting a taste of its own medicine as doxxers face seven-day timeouts.
However, this all pales in comparison to what’s possibly coming down the pike. Trending Political News sets the stage:
Musk’s bold leadership has accompanied a rocky relationship with the national press; unsurprising, given the progressive literati is counting on a monopoly of public information in order to push through unpopular policies and to police political dissent. But things appear to be coming to a head for the new CEO, as he has floated a surprising new poll asking if he should step down.
“Should I step down as head of Twitter?” he asked. “I will abide by the results of this poll.”
Well, the results are in. Although the poll started heavily in one direction, just like a 4am hockey stick vote dump in Michigan it suddenly skewed in favor of the other option. With
Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 18, 2022
Musk being Musk, anything can happen next. He abided by the results of his famous Trump poll, in which a narrow margin of some 15 million voters opted to bring the former president back online. In that, he declared vox populi wins out.
So here we are again, with the majority saying he should step down, and there is no reason to think he wouldn’t do it.
Immediately, rumors started flying. One suggestion from Wall Street Silver is that Musk already had a new CEO lined up but that he simply wanted to make it look like people had a say. That’d be a great troll of the American voting base at large, who get riled up every four years to elect a president, only to watch the swamp keep churning up garbage anyways.
However, the real magic lay in some of the internet’s best corners. Who better to replace a trolling legend with the G.O.A.T. in melting pathetic leftist snowflakes? And that’s where Donald Trump’s name is being floated.
And I my goodness, can you imagine the nuclear fallout among leftists if this happened?!
“It’s really gonna suck for liberals if Elon Musk names Donald Trump the CEO of Twitter. What an elegant and *chef’s kiss* choice that would be,” one user wrote.
Please join me in welcoming the new CEO of Twitter pic.twitter.com/Wq9ODVP3tp
— Andy Swan (@AndySwan) December 19, 2022
I don’t know who needs to hear this, and no doubt Musk has already made up his mind, but we need this to happen.
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