Greg Gutfeld once again showed that he is one of the few reasons to stick around and keep watching Fox News after it got rid of Tucker, this time with a hilarious bit about Vice President Kamala Harris and her potentially being the one to replace Joe Biden. Gutfeld, similarly to many Americans, described the thought of her in power as terrifying.
Kicking things off with a joke, he said, “There are two words that should scare the crap out of us. And it’s not ‘Stelter nudes.’ Nope, it’s ‘President Harris.’ During an interview with the Wall Street Journal, the Veep says she’s ready to step in as Commander in Chief, quote, ‘I am ready to serve.‘”
Commenting on Kamala’s obvious willingness to assume the reigns of power, Gutfeld said, “There’s no question about that. ‘Serve what?’ you ask. If it’s anything more than a tennis ball, trust me, she’d be over her head. Of course, she means she’s ready should something happen to the current president. Now she also claims that everyone who sees her on the job, quote, ‘walks away fully aware of my capacity to lead.’”
Joking about how people actually react when they see Kamala’s “leadership” qualities, he said, “No, they don’t walk away, they run. In the first two years, more than 13 high-profile aides have left the VP’s office and that’s through an open window. Now, it’s worth pointing out that Kamala gave that answer before the Hurr report. It’s one thing she actually saw coming besides Willie Brown. He was always sneaking up on her, people, our minds in the gutter, so she was worried about Joe’s fitness for Office even before last week’s disaster, but she feels like she needs to reassure us as if the thought of Kamala in charge is reassuring. Her venn diagram hits that sweet spot between useless, clueless, and brainless.”
Joking more about Kamala, Gutfeld added, “Joe appointed her border [chief], she got nervous because she never saw a C and Z next to each other like that. But remember, for the longest time, we weren’t supposed to criticize her for the same reason Biden picked her as VP, she checked more boxes than a grave robber. She could so call her out on her incompetence, ‘you’re racist and sexist.‘”
He then turned to how even Democrats are jumping ship now that the depths of her unpopularity are so clear, saying, “But now the Dems in the media are jumping ship, so now they’re just as racist and sexist as the rest of us. Boohoo. According to the latest Real Clear Politics average, Kamala has a net favorable rating of minus 19.2%. And her unfavorable rating is 54.7, placing her somewhere between an IRS audit and Chlamydia… That’s compared to Joe’s net favorable rating of minus 15.3, which is also his body temperature.”
Joking more about Kamala’s utterly terrible approval rating, he said, “So people like her less than Biden, and yet I can think of a few people who do want her to be president. And they all work on this show. Just imagine how easy and fun it would be to have President Kamala Harris. We can just play tape of her talking, and we don’t have to do anything and that laugh. We wouldn’t even need a studio audience.”
He concluded the bit, saying, “Every time I see that, I’m waiting for two guys in white lab coats to throw a giant butterfly net over her and let her back into the van. But the fact is, I know what’s good for the show. But it can also be bad for the country. So, I got to put the country before my ratings. That’s why we stopped booking Taylor Swift.”
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Conservative X personality Benny Johnson, posting about the Gutfeld segment, said that it shows, in his view, that Gutfeld is better than all the MSM late-night comedians. He said, “COMEDY GOLD: Greg Gutfeld BRUTALLY ROASTS Kamala Harris and her love affair with Willie Brown— LIVE audience reaction is PERFECT 🤣 ‘It’s one thing she actually saw coming besides Willi Brown’ Proof @greggutfeld is infinitely funnier than every Corporate late-night comedian.“
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